Saturday, May 26, 2007

The Tale of the 8-Bit Realm - First told Saturday, May 26, 2007

So once long ago, a happy resident from Seaside Town thought himself quite the intelligent soul. He came to wonder if there were other worlds beyond that of the Kingdom. In his efforts to find these other worlds, he began to wander into the Distant Woods where he soon found himself gravely lost.

This wanderer, who most would call C.M., sighed and sat down upon a rock. He was soon crossed by a strange figure dancing on top of a nearby log. This figure was like nothing he had seen before, playing a curious looking flute to an interesting melody.

Before C.M. could get up to question the figure, the little imp giggled and shook his faceless head at him. Immediately, the rock disappeared from underneathe C.M., who fell into a swirling, blocky hole. C.M. floated through this bizarre warp, blocked images flying past his eyes.

He soon hit what he thought a pool, for it felt like water but these same blocky images flitted up when he splashed. Coming to the shore, he breathed heavily, both shocked and scared of where he could have been. Pulling out his trusty Savory Sword, he began to wander through the shadowy... erm, forest.

Almost immediately, something wild and large ran past C.M., but invisible to his eyes. He jumped, nearly screaming, searching for the source of the "breeze." As he began to convince himself that nothing was there, it happened again. This time, the invisible creature tripped him and C.M. fell to the ground.

C.M. soon began screaming and shouting for help, wondering just what in the world was happening to him. "You okay, mister?" came a calm, yet strong voice from out of nowhere.

"Who are you, where are you?!" C.M. shouted, waving his Savory Sword wildly through the air. He heard a faint plink and saw his sword catch something.

"You need to be careful with that!" the voice said angrily. C.M. soon fell to the ground. He could only guess the invisible figure deflected his previous attack.

C.M. coughed for a minute before speaking up. "Um... I'm sorry, but I can't..."

"You can't see me?" the voice said. C.M. nodded. "Most likely because, well, you're different from our world..." the voice stated. "I'm sure the Old Man could figure out a way to help you though... But how to get you to follow..."

"I can follow your voice if you, well, keep talking," C.M. suggested.

The voice sighed heavily before stating, "I really don't like to talk that much, I'm a better fighter than a public speaker..."

"Well, maybe you could just lead me," C.M. replied. The figure gave another huff of breath, but then chuckled to himself. After another peculiar song rose as if out of nowhere, C.M. found himself spinning around so fast that the somewhat blurred scenery became even less visible, and soon found the colors to be vaguely different.

C.M. soon heard a new voice, this one older and more, well, crotchity. He guessed this to be the Old Man. "So this is the guy?"

"Yes, sir. He can't see anything in this world..." said the young voice.

"Hrm..." the Old Man said. C.M., now greatly confused by the whole ordeal, fell to the ground in a heap of confusion. Suddenly, a bizarre disklike object began to float towards him. He blinked as this the first clear object he had seen all day.

The Old Man then stated, "Hold this, with it, you will be able to see the forms in this world. Unfortunately for you... You will only see them in a very simple view. I'm afraid our forms are too complex for your eyes..." As C.M. took the disk into his hands, it glowed and shimmered with amazing power.

Slowly, the figures began to take shape from the foggy chameleoned colors to actual figures. The Old Man, although appearing in this weird blocklike form, did still look like an old man. The young voice came from what appeared to be a young man, garbed in green with a sword and a shield.

"Well finally, maybe now you won't ask so many questions," said the young man. C.M. raised a finger as if to say something else, but the Old Man shook his head. The young man then said, "If anyone else needs me, I'll be going back to save the princesses with that plumber guy..."

"No wait!" C.M. said. "What about this world, can I explore it with you?" The young man muttered, shaking his poorly defined head.

"Fine, whatever, just don't get in my way..." So C.M. began walking with the young man, only to keep questioning everything that happened. He soon found out that the young warrior was named Link. When C.M. went to ask Link why he was named Link, Link in turn asked C.M. what kind of name C.M. was, and silence then ensued.

Link then pointed out a figure over the hills, it was an angry looking red-octopus. C.M. then asked, "What is that?"

Link chuckled and drew his sword. "Are you ready for this?"

C.M. blinked confused, holding his sword shakily. "What?! We're going to attack that thing?" Immediately the red octopus turned towards the two of them.

"So much for the element of surprise," Link muttered. The octopus began to advance towards them, but soon a loud kaboom sounded off in the distance. As if from nowhere, a giant bullet rocketed into the area, punched the octopus with its tiny arms, and immediately spin around to charge towards C.M. and Link.

Link immediately lifted his shield. "That's a Bullet Bill... Just watch out." The Bullet Bill pummeled towards the two. C.M. screamed and dove behind Link. However, the Bullet Bill soon fell to the ground, a pair of blue overalls flying away from the scene.

"Damnit, plumber!" Link shouted. C.M. slightly sat up, peering over Link's shoulder. "Oh, well, it's gone..." C.M. immediately had more questions, hands waving wildly. Link muttered, head hanging, continuing to lead C.M. on.

While traveling through, making their way to the forest, Link taught C.M. how to effectively defeat these odd monsters. He also explained what C.M. was seeing were pixels instead of the full forms that they were all made up of in this world. C.M. explained to Link that in his world they didn't use those odd jewels or coins but meat as their currency.

Link merely laughed at him, but C.M. glanced closer to the jewel that one of the Octoroks just dropped. It had extra pixels left on it, in which C.M. picked up and took into his hand. Link was quite amazed, especially since this never had happened before. They returned to the Old Man, who also was quite baffled.

"Never before in my life have I seen the pixels been extracted..." Old Man stated. C.M. and the Old Man worked diligently with these leftover pixels, and C.M. soon learned how to create items from their world through the configuration of the pixels.

With this newfound knowledge, C.M. soon began to miss his own world. Having been stuck in this one was interesting, but he missed the smell of Seaside Town and the crazy Council members. The Old Man said quietly, "There is a way to return you to your world... But it is difficult."

"How do we do it, I'm somewhat tired of being here..." C.M. whined. The Old Man glared at him.

"If we can somehow make the disk unlock the door between the worlds, you will be able to go back home and still be able to come back whenever you activate the disk..."

"Let's do it!" C.M. shouted.

The Old Man hit him with his stick. "Calm down. This will take great concentration... We have to work diligently..."

At that very moment, C.M. pushed a round button on the disk, it whirred slightly and a odd wooden door soon appeared. The Old Man stopped mid-sentence, glaring at C.M. "Just go."

C.M., estatic with his ability to go home, rushed to the door and ran immediately through it. After an irritating sequence of glowing lights and blinking colors, C.M. found himself in the deepest corner of the Distant Woods. Overjoyed with his return home, he took off the disk, the door disappearing behind him.

Rushing back to Seaside Town, C.M. didn't notice the fact that twenty-five years had passed. As he talked to friends and family members, they began to dismiss his adventure as more than just an elaborate dream. Perhaps he had lost his mind when he was lost in the woods....

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